.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
