Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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