nut hugger
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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