The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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