If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
