I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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