did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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