Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
