? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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