Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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