Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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