I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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