Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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