so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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