but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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