I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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