I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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