i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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