therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
