their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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