problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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