why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
