no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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