it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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