she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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