i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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