everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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