All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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