i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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