I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Green mimosas i think yes
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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