Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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