Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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