im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
