There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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