If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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