She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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