Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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