3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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