We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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