Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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