god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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