therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
ok first of all what the fuck
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