Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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