he wants to bone in the snuggie
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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