I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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