can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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