Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The maid of honor just puked.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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