scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
40s are totally the cure
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So. Much. Porn.
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