I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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