I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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